tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44443478860870460782011-07-30T13:15:07.100-07:00Platon Rareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18050810261803362195noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4444347886087046078.post-37863565738189616352011-02-08T05:34:00.000-08:002011-02-08T05:34:25.436-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGPp2DGVI/AAAAAAAAAF4/cxPg405poPg/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGPp2DGVI/AAAAAAAAAF4/cxPg405poPg/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGQOooxwI/AAAAAAAAAF8/BQI-p_Lf784/s1600/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGQOooxwI/AAAAAAAAAF8/BQI-p_Lf784/s320/2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGQRXP7mI/AAAAAAAAAGA/pgcS75yjE5k/s1600/3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGQRXP7mI/AAAAAAAAAGA/pgcS75yjE5k/s320/3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGRDdydtI/AAAAAAAAAGE/DKSmgLOaVrw/s1600/4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGRDdydtI/AAAAAAAAAGE/DKSmgLOaVrw/s320/4.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGRm2ZwMI/AAAAAAAAAGI/RXR4G4HHhjI/s1600/5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGRm2ZwMI/AAAAAAAAAGI/RXR4G4HHhjI/s320/5.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGSIlpYOI/AAAAAAAAAGM/HFQwDxi2k3M/s1600/6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qc57p_tdWEU/TVFGSIlpYOI/AAAAAAAAAGM/HFQwDxi2k3M/s320/6.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4444347886087046078-3786356573818961635?l=platonrares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Platon Rareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18050810261803362195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4444347886087046078.post-73290812342082299242010-10-26T05:58:00.000-07:002010-10-26T05:58:58.495-07:001. Facerea de bine e futere de mama<br />2. Nicio fapta buna nu trece nepedepsita<br />3. Tot ce am duc cu mine<br />4. Orice gaura e un concentrator de eforturi<br />5. Unde-i varza, nu-i butoi, unde-i pula, nu-i un coi<br />6. Oamenii onoreaza functiile, nu invers<br />7. Casatorie =&nbsp;Pana cand moartea ne va desparti&nbsp;- Divort<br />8. O dimineata ciudata e mult mai buna decat o noapte singuratica<br />9. Eu sunt rau pentru ca tu esti prost<br />10. Gandesc... Drept urmare, sunt ateu<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4444347886087046078-7329081234208229924?l=platonrares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Platon Rareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18050810261803362195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4444347886087046078.post-42693437379514353292010-10-25T13:33:00.000-07:002010-10-25T13:41:54.131-07:001. Trezitul dimineata (recunoaste)<br />2. Sa realizez ca nu am tigari cand ma trezesc dimineata (evident)<br />3. Sa realizez ca nu am cafea pentru tigara dimineata (si mai evident)<br />4. Sa ies dimineata sa cumpar tigari (pentru ca e dimineata)<br />5. Sa uit sa cumpar cafea dupa ce am ajuns acasa, luandu-mi tigari... dimineata (nu-mi spune ca nu ti s-a intamplat)<br />6. 41 (don't we all)<br />7. Universitatea Tehnica de Constructii Bucuresti (prietenii stiu de ce)<br />8. Manele (nici sa nu incepem)<br />9. Pitipoance &amp; Cocalari (pe sistemul ma doare-n pula, pupa si trece)<br />10. Munca (DE CE?)<br />11. Bautura (daca nu stii alt mod mai bun sa-ti omori ficatul, incearca furadan, face minuni, intreab-o pe Madalina)<br />12. Oameni care beau excesiv de mult (da, esti penibil, si da, esti tras la raspundere a doua zi ca ai violat cu degetul mare motanul vecinului dupa ce ai urinat pe el iar faptul ca ai baut nu te scuza)<br />13. Televizoare cu diagonale mici (it's just wrong)<br />14. Familie (din nou, de ce?)<br />15. Cozi (nu stiu a cui a fost ideea, dar nu e de mine)<br />16. Religie (WRONG)<br />17. Vecini (ai mei sunt surzi, dar ai tai sigur ti-au chemat politia cel putin de 2-3 ori la usa)<br />18. Politisti (vorbeste de la sine)<br />19. Medici (God complex)<br />20. Medici incompetenti (unjustifiable God complex)<br />21. Persoane in varsta (merg prea incet, vorbesc prea mult si reactioneaza cam greu)<br />22. Oameni care inca nu au descoperit ca apa si sapunul pot face minuni pentru pozitia ta in ierarhia sociala (and that's a fact)<br />23. Oameni care inca nu au descoperit ca apa si sapunul pot face minuni pentru pozitia ta in ierarhia sociala SI folosesc mijloace de transport in comun (doesn't that just make your day?)<br />24. Adventisti (urinoterapie... not my thing)<br />25. Idioti (pentru ca sunt idioti)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4444347886087046078-4269343737951435329?l=platonrares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Platon Rareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18050810261803362195noreply@blogger.com0